It's All Been Done

There’s nothing new under the sun, It’s all been done, it’s all been done. --I’ll make a sword also a gun! The eighties called, it’s all been done. --A film with car crashes for fun! Won an Oscar, it’s all been done. --A tale where you can speak age one! They made it twice, it’s all been done. --A race for folks that cannot run! They’ve long had those, it’s all been done. --A tragic play chock full of puns! Talk to the Bard, it’s all been done. --Nightmare creatures that shock and stun! Paging Lovecraft, it’s all been done. --A trip to refuel the damn sun! Go read scifi, it’s all been done. --The something with an airborne nun? Strangely enough, that has been done. --Then tales of people wrongly shunned… Good lord, those have been overdone.. --An ode to folks who weight one ton! Sadly, again, it’s all been done. There’s nothing new under the sun, It’s all been done, it’s all been done… --Yeah, but it hasn’t been done MY way!