It's a Different Kind of Wonderful Life

My name used to be George Bailey Though now I'm dead, well, technically You see I wished to die one night And now no one knows me, this is my plight Thing is it's not so bad in Pottersville Sure there's gambling, whores, and a lack of goodwill But I'm a new man now, and astronaut-in-training And I'm gonna go to the moon, with the name Charles Spanning! I always wanted to travel, stuck as I was in Bedford Falls Now that I have a dead brother, a crabby mother, and a wife roaming library halls I'm free as a bird! But now not another word! Forget your bells and angel wings! I'm heading to NASA tonight! To take my first space flight! So Merry Christmas to all! And to all a good night!