It

In the morning, putting on pants, its gangling legs 
become entangled with mine.
It has thrown pillows on the floor again.

It has made a permanent dent in the recliner seat.
Leafing through notebooks of old poems,
I find more evidence of its hand sabotaging my life.

It stalks me in Target like a thrifty wife,
while my thrifty wife controls it with remote eyes.
It is older than me, fatter and less agile.
It sends ornaments crashing to the floor as I pass.
On rainy Wednesdays it will shrink itself 
into a small hump-backed mood.

Tonight I suspect it will drink too much.
Yesterday evening it trod on my spectacles.
It will be sorry tomorrow morning,
but I am done with all of its excuses.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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October 13, 2019 at 7:27 PM
sounds like "it" likes to do whatever it wishes...thought provocative but witty fun read that leaved the reader to draw their own conclusion as to what "it" is... Good write! :)
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October 13, 2019 at 7:38 PM
Thanks Sandra - tongue-in-cheek dig at my hapless self. Obliged!
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