Is This Ample Enough

none of the McCormicks knew which insect had made the crying sounds odd since usually every McCormick is an expert about thirty-nine things I know because my mother and her sixty-two sisters are all McCormicks Some of the McCormicks do not bother to marry, cannot find ample fodder. Is this ample enough? Cousin Lewt asked, dragging a McCormick home. Isn’t he your cousin? Asked sixteen McCormicks. I sat quietly for once. Wanting to see another beat down or put down at a McCormick reunion. Daddy, who was a Stone gave me a wink; he was feeling smug too. The Stone reunion is famous for brawls, fights, and police reports. PS spoiler alert, the crying sounds were noises from a long-horned beetle. Played on the accordion located between her front and back legs. Even I with my magnificent imagination, cannot make this crap up.