Interview With MAGA

I: Let me first thank the volunteer, for his cooperation given today. As he faithfully responds to questions, that we put directly in his way. Q: Beginning with, when you first heard of MAGA, and then decided to participate ? Because when I first heard the name, I thought my child had just thrown up, but I don't mean to hate. A: Well ... I first heard of it after a sermon was given one early Sunday morn. And I got so excited and pumped up, I joined right then ...God I thought I was reborn. Q: Okay, great ... now after joining, can you tell me when America was great, as the name implies? A: Well ... I couldn't say exactly when it was, because you know, out there is a lot of lies. Q: So true ... so what can you tell me about the MAGA leader, a former president with legal problems of his own ? A: Well ... even though he's never served, or known the inside of a church, I know he don't take from nobody, and I like that tone. Q: Alright then ... to sum it all up, can you tell me what you stand for, since, as you know, out there is a lot of division and hate. A: Well, sure I can, we look to return America to its Christian roots, and everyone else, can take a hike. And this guy Trump, he throws around a lot of weight. I: So it seems ... well, thank you for your time, we appreciate even the littlest, insignificant words you spoke. And while the debates continue over the countries future, our democracy is at stake, and that's no joke.