Instant Best Friends

Our loud and proud spanking new sixth grade student named Tony Maloy, Had bragged about being from the island of exotic St. Croix. He brazenly came late into McD’s classroom, screaming, “AHOY!” Our teacher rolled his blue eyes, and under his breath whispered, “oh,joy.” We became instant friends as I knew he was going to be a really fun boy. Because quite frankly, unflappable Mr. Duckbill is rather hard to annoy.