Inspiration!

Sitting at the keybored
symbols mired in my head,
lacking inspiration, filled with exasperation,
I think that I'll just hobble back to bed!

Images of castles and damsels in distress
are not forthcoming, would be quite becoming,
right now I'd take a wrestler in a dress.

A wrestler in a dress! now there's a picture!
something to pique my poor beleaguered soul;
he sports a tutu quite delectable, not at all prim 
and respectable, and by no measure neglectable,

I'm finally on a roll!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2009

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Childress Avatar
January 31, 2009 at 10:11 AM
this poem is holarious it made me think about my best frann he a wrestler and seeing him in a dress just made me bust out into laughter hahaha
Köhp Avatar
January 16, 2009 at 3:45 AM
This poem made me laugh out loud. "I'd take a wrestler in a dress" whatever could have made you think of that? :P Seriously, you've just made my whole week! Someone's just earnt their way into my favourite poems list :P Nathaniel, ps, please check out my latest poem :). I know you're quite fond of metaphor
Golden Avatar
January 14, 2009 at 7:20 PM
Haha! And so it goes! Love this!
Ehigiator Avatar
January 12, 2009 at 9:29 PM
this is too funny, Great write!!Tyesha
Dvorkis Avatar
January 12, 2009 at 8:06 PM
I guess this is the closest you can come to writer's block:) Very nice. Excuse me while I look up beleaguered.
Mac Donald Avatar
January 12, 2009 at 9:31 AM
LOL..this is a fun poem, Keith. I suppose when it comes to inspiration, it's 'whatever turns your crank'. I hope yours wasn't being turned by this wrestler...they look to be very strong, and not always so delicate. One of my sons loved wrestling; I always wondered how they could leave the ring without a stretcher. Blessings to you...Love, Mikki
Haniff Avatar
January 12, 2009 at 9:15 AM
lol this is a really nice poem, thanx for your kind words....Maryam
Babcock Avatar
January 11, 2009 at 1:59 PM
A cute poem Keith. I think January is putting a block on us so I say, let the good words flow. Thank you for all your kind comments. God Bless Phyl
Omaidin Avatar
January 11, 2009 at 8:12 AM
I think this is the first time I laughed in front of that exasperating key board in days and God knows thats what we all need with these long January days upon us. I think your poem is fanbulously witty. Good on you. I see you commented on my Haikus, many thanks for that. Déirdre
Winter Avatar
January 11, 2009 at 5:32 AM
Hahahahaha! Thanks for my morning smile. Yes, you are on a roll. Hilarious! Love, Shar
Gass Avatar
January 10, 2009 at 8:29 PM
LOLOL!!! A wrestler in a dress! Oh, your imagery is wonderful, Keith. I bet he doesn't have slender calves, either. Thank you for the laugh. I really needed it! This is really funny. I keep picturing George "the Animal" Steel in all his hairy glory. LOLOL!!! I love this! Love and a BIG HUG for this, Robin
Richards Avatar
January 10, 2009 at 3:48 PM
This one made me laugh!! You're on a roll, so keep 'em comin' !!! :) Carrie
Tye Avatar
January 10, 2009 at 3:30 PM
I needed a smile on my face and this piece actually made me LOL! Thanks for putting that image in my head :D Cheers, Alana
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January 10, 2009 at 10:57 AM
Got a chuckle out of this one. I can really relate. What an enjoyable read. Karen
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