Incredible Candidates
Incredible Candidates
They say that a candidate named Fiorini
Happens to think that she is a Houdini
But what she is liable to pull out of a hat
Is destined to led us into mortal combat.
Then there is Trump thinking he can be
Quite entertaining and piece of curiosity
With eloquent ego thinking it is elegant
Wearing a big head wherever he went.
Have been trying to predict a perfect excuse
For Cruz but gave up and said what's the use
With a nose longing lone and that narrow
Would look rather odd wearing a sombrero.
Hilliary successfully along has been humming
Over towards anyone's way may be coming
With many rights that have been declarant
As well as apparent and also inherent.
Carson is an issue which may be mounting
Fact of being brain surgeon am discounting
No great experience but being a nice guy
On him would we really be able to rely?
After O'Malley in south named a maul
Not only do come one but also you'll
Buy up things to your heart's content
Handsome guy who from heaven was sent.
What I like best about Bernie Sanders
Looks like things he never, ever launders
Maybe ray of hope could be a pinnacle
Even could be rabbinical and is not cynical.
Is Jeb Bush really a jubilant jabberwocky
Who makes his home now in Milwaukee
Favorite beer he drinks is Benevolent Bavarian
Through campaign supporters hope's he is carrying.
If who I either have left out are all or any
That is because Republicans have so many
And when they want to succeed at the finish
Stop chewing on each other and only spinach.
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
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