Sloppy Joe Poet Bio

Inbred Bread

I went and got myself a loaf of bread
When I went home I put it up and went to bed
Early in the morning I went to get something to eat
I saw something moving under a sheet
I lifted it up and I couldn't believe what I've seen
Two pieces of bread that were very unclean
I yelled at them till my throat was raw 
I still couldn't believe what I saw
They told me they came from the same store
I asked if they were inbred and they tried to run out the back door
I guess they were brother and sister
For some odd reason the brother kissed her
So I took the two and through them in the trash
Then after a few the trash started to thrash
So I took the trash can out and set it on fire
Them inbred pieces of bread had no more desire
I dug them out and there was some toast
This is what I wanted most
I ate it cause I didn't want it to go to waste
For some odd reason they had a weird crispy taste

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