Inanimate Objects

Have you ever had this happen to you? You're walking along, minding your business When a pole leaps out in front of you Rattles your brain leaving you senseless Inanimate objects aren't so inanimate It seems they have a mind of their own You're strolling along when a boulder appears Stub your toe and it hurts to the bone Sometimes when your patio doors are clean It's just like there's no glass at all With a confident stride, you slam into them Smash your nose and you try not to bawl You're running for a bus and then it happens You slip on a discarded banana peel You wind up with your bum high in the air Doing amazing acrobatic cartwheels You wonder how these inanimate objects Seem to know when it's right to attack It happens when you surely least expect it And your wheels come right off the track! © Jack Ellison 2014

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Date: 11/5/2014 4:50:00 PM
we had a glass front door son came running home from school expecting it to be open... he bounced off it - oooopps:-(Humourous write as hugs jan xx
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Date: 11/5/2014 10:10:00 PM
YOU TOO!!! LOL Seems like it happens to most people at least once in their lifetime! Thanks Sis... huggsies! XOXOX
Date: 11/5/2014 10:30:00 AM
Ah! Finding a Dragon egg one day it went from inanimate objects attacking, to the whole blooming town. Each picked up an inanimate object to bond in their hand! Tho note, brooms were ineffectual, as they burst into flames. But darn, those pitchforks multiplied and knew how to sting! Extinguishers and hoses began to ring Dragon, with their animated counter point, moving them every where. Then the papparazzi and tourists hit our town. They're worse than inanimate objects, at stirring things up!
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Date: 11/5/2014 11:06:00 AM
Am I the only one you tell these Dragon tales to or are there others? Please say I'm the only one... I'd feel so special! XOXOX
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