In The Micro

(To be sang to the tune of "In The Navy" By 'The Village People') In the Micro Is where we put the milky tea. In the Micro To make it hot as it can be. In the Micro One minute is all it needs. In the Micro! In the Micro! In the Micro Is where we thicken up the soup. In the Micro To give it the finest gloop. In the Micro Helps to flavour it up more In the Micro! In the Micro! In the Micro For this is the only way, In the Micro To get the porridge right each day. In the Micro Be it salty, be it sweet. In the Micro! In the Micro! In the Micro If your dinner does get cold, In the Micro Even if it's a day old, In the Micro You might just save your meal In the Micro! In the Micro!