In the Hall of Distinction

In the Hall of Distinction, they do gather to boast The Lion ascends first, he with the most impressive of roars, fails to convince the host in the Hall of Distinction... Up springs Brother Bear, he of the mighty growl with matching countenance of fiercest scowl yet he disappoints too, waves the white towel in the Hall of Distinction... Is there no creature fit to reign over all no Inspiration to be found in the hall -- or only those who bellow before their downfall in the Hall of Distinction...