In the Beginning

The Lord he created the heavens and Earth,
the firmament, land sea and sky,
the flora, the fauna, and Adam and Eve
as the Bible says, but I ask why
does it not mention some of his finest designs
that we enjoy, living life to the full,
and without them all, life would not be a ball,
and in fact  would be terribly dull.
Like cheese and tomato, a great combination,
alone, without dressing, they're fine,
and chutney, that's one of his mightiest creations,
on Pork pie, like God, it's divine.
That apple that hung on the tree of all knowledge,
'don't eat it' was the only rider,
Adam and Eve got a taste, what a terrible waste,
would have been better off in a Cider.
Real Ale- an invention that's not got a mention
'till Monks brewed, though I do have a hunch
that after creation, day seven God rested,
sat down to a fine ploughman's lunch.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018



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Date: 9/26/2018 8:05:00 PM
G'day Viv … this verse is my new bible Viv, with possibly a few hundred more additions - loved this poem Viv - Lindsay
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Date: 9/22/2018 6:53:00 PM
Ploughman’s lunch is my favorite. Fresh crusty bread and a lovely medium cheddar.......draught beer if possible Nicely written .....good to read you again. SuZ
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Viv Wigley
Date: 9/23/2018 1:09:00 AM
Thanks, Suzy D, glad you're ticketty-boo. Viv x
Date: 9/22/2018 6:22:00 PM
love love love this!! My kind of "religious" poetry (being the big foodie that I am)!!
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Viv Wigley
Date: 9/23/2018 1:10:00 AM
Indeed, Andrea, when Jesus fed the five thousand with loaves and fishes, he'd have got more converts if he'd done a ploughman's, I think. Viv x
Date: 9/22/2018 4:13:00 AM
Nothing like a ploughman's lunch with a pint of fine ale. Cut down on the porkpie a bit Twas ruining my six pack lol
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Viv Wigley
Date: 9/23/2018 1:11:00 AM
You have a six pack, Tom? I have a six pack chin, does that count? Thanks for dropping by. Regards, Viv
Date: 9/22/2018 3:45:00 AM
ha ha ha great humour Mr Viv - pass the cheese please:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 9/23/2018 1:11:00 AM
I'd Brie delighted, Jan. Viv x
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