In Full Swing

'Twas the night before Christmas
And I had a thought,
I fancied a drink
So I opened the port.

Time for a snifter
Just one or two,
But before long
I'd had quite a few.

I was now feeling festive
I was really quite merry,
But I'd finished the port
So I opened the sherry.

I was now in full swing
And I wanted more,
I reached for the brandy
But crashed to the floor.

I awoke Christmas morn,
I'd somehow got to bed.
But Santa had called,
He'd left drums in my head.






Entry for
The Night Before Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Joseph May.
22/11/18. Placed=1st.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018



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Date: 12/12/2018 12:26:00 AM
Blessings and sincerest congratulations for your win in Joseph's fun Christmas contest, Gary - I pray you and yours have a happy and healthy holiday season! Keep the ink flowing, my friend! :-)
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Gary Smith
Date: 12/12/2018 5:19:00 AM
Thank you Gregory, and a happy holiday season to you. :)
Date: 12/9/2018 3:40:00 PM
Dropping back with my congrats Gary:-) hugs Jan xx
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Gary Smith
Date: 12/9/2018 3:45:00 PM
Thank you Jan. :)
Date: 12/8/2018 7:09:00 PM
Congratulations for your win :)
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Gary Smith
Date: 12/9/2018 6:49:00 AM
Thank you Heidi. :)
Date: 11/22/2018 5:04:00 PM
ha ha ha I am sure there will be a few who overdo it just a little too much on the booze and will have the hangover from hell lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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Gary Smith
Date: 11/22/2018 5:11:00 PM
Thank you Jan. :)
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