In Church Ran Into a Dolph and More

Ran Into A Dolph

(Member of our church.)

Were in church when we ran into a Dolph;
What we did was start calling him Randolph, 
And great Scott, 
We got caught, 
Eating our meals out of Saint James trough.

Jim Horn

Standing Shooting the Breeze

We were standing around shooting the breeze,
When we had started talking about family trees;
Forger your belief;
Check every leaf, 
While wondering how much would be the fees.

Jim Horn

Trump Can Be Corrupt

After selecting meal and on it had supped,
Was bad and the we would start to erupt;
Terrible words used,
And badly abused;
Turns out Trump had been highly corrupt.

Jim Horn

A Trump Catalyst

There is another thing I cannot resist;
We would like to see a Trump catalyst;
No change noted;
For min not voted;
Remained in hiding and him we missed.

Jim Horn

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018



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Date: 1/9/2018 11:56:00 AM
on the last two, ... not everyone is perfect... Anyways, enjoyed stopping by. You always have a way with Limerick, ...LINDA
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Date: 1/10/2018 7:19:00 AM
I am going to start consolidating all of my poems into one poem. No sense in taking up a lot of space and receiving a you have exceeded ten message. In This way I can give others a chance at getting their poems exposed.
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Date: 1/10/2018 7:19:00 AM
I am going to start consolidating all of my poems into one poem. No sense in taking up a lot of space and receiving a you have exceeded ten message. In This way I can give others a chance at getting their poems exposed.
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