Imagine That

Imagine a topsy turvy upset Where humans were pets President Jack Russell in talks With terriers from york Debating about pest control Keeping humans in control Women kept for breading and tame Men kept for hunting and games Imagine the chaos if dogs ruled Who'd stop them being cruel Locking humans in the garden Barking and beating hard men Would they prepare the food? And clean up the poop? Would dogs walk on two legs? And humans use all four instead? Defining humans into pedigrees A caged human? Set it free Lassie would be a heart throb Wellards the highest payed dog Workin for the BBC company Barking beyond companionity Bathrooms wouldn't be invented Forests for public conveniences Politics would still be as bad Even Jack Russells barking mad Arguing about the price of meat From butcher dogs superleads The largest franchise dog bone Lots of treats to take home Second place home barkings Where they get pets bargains German shepherds policing the street As the other breeds are too weak If the topsy turvy world was true Not differ much from our rule I think it would be less confusing As the dogs life is more amusing