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I'm Too Foxy

[To be sang to the tune of the song
  "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred]

I'm too foxy for my den. 
Too foxy for my den is too small for me.

I'm too foxy for this field.
Too foxy for the fields grass keeps tripping me.

I'm too foxy for the hens.
Too foxy for the hens kick their dust at me.

I'm too foxy to be seen, 
Too foxy for the traps they've set up for me.

I'm mega foxy. 
Some call me the queen.
My flamboyant fur makes the scene.
Makes the scene.
Makes the scene.
Turning my rival foxes jealous green.

I'm too foxy for my fur
Too foxy, for my fur's so foxy it purrs.

I'm too foxy for these socks
I must be off my rocks! I stole them away.

I am the pink one,
A small birth defect
But somehow it is my strength.
My pink fur
Perfect flair
And all of the girls say it's unfair.

I'm too foxy for the guys
Though they are starry eyed, I'm too much for them.

The nature people
They try to film me
I don't want to be on TV.
Not for me.
Not TV.
Though I'm fabulous they'll agree!

I'm too foxy for the day,
Too foxy for the night, must stay out of sight.

I'm too foxy for this song
Too foxy for this song, to be sung about.

I'm too foxy for this song.
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Daniel Avatar
July 16, 2026 at 10:13 PM
A wonderful lyric:)
Scragg Avatar
July 17, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Thanks Joanna :-D
Dietrich Avatar
July 15, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Love love love. A fave. Favorite old song of mine too
Scragg Avatar
July 16, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Thanks Andrea :-D I had a good laugh writing it a couple of months ago. I decided to pin it up my list as its one of the best songs I've written. They are so fun to create and its a goid laugh with songs like this one :-D xxx<3<3<3
Gibbons Avatar
July 15, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Loved this Natasha and I sung it too fun fun fun .Its 2.30 am and im singing your song.as too wide awake with words words n more words. I wrote some lyrics went on a site you do your lyrics and arrange it to music. Hey presto was amazing... dunno what i done I wipped it n lost it. Not the lyrics just the arrangement. Guess this time in morning I shoukd be sleeping. Gonna post lyrics I wrote and try again hugs xx
Scragg Avatar
July 16, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Thanks Dorothy, wrote it a while back and pinned it up the list as its one of the best songs Ive written. Im not smart enough to create music button know when you get a tune stuck in your head, well, I take that as an opportunity to create a song... lol rather than being annoying, it becomes inventive :-D wow, you were up late! I don't sleep well but my poetry brain only works in daylight hours :-D lol. Hope you manage to get needed rest where you can. We are back up to 26°c today... look forward to reading your lyrics xx <3<3<3
Goldsmith Avatar
May 26, 2026 at 1:59 PM
I enjoyed reading your fun/creative/cute ~ write/song. You out did yourself on this one. Hooray!!! Have a fun/great day writing away...............
Scragg Avatar
May 26, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Thank you Paula :-D love to make people smile :-D have a good day x
Rodgers Avatar
May 26, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Dear Natasha, O' what a delightful read this morning that brought my first smile of the day. We have a fox that treads down through our lawn almost every morning. Joyful Read! Blessings, Natasha, Daniel
Scragg Avatar
May 26, 2026 at 11:18 AM
Thank you Daniel. So pleased the poem is making people smile. I think when you also have a fox visiting your garden regularly the humour impacts more...lol
Rodrigues Avatar
May 26, 2026 at 5:36 AM
LOL! I love this, Natasha! The pull and contrast, the charm, the holding at arm’s length. Quite a FAVE for me!
Scragg Avatar
May 26, 2026 at 11:15 AM
Thanks Kim, it was so fun to write, I was laughing my way through it...lol
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