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I'M SO GLAD MY COMPUTER HAS A 'SMELL CHEQUER'

My computer has a ‘smell chequer’ Alas it doesn't seem to work For when I make an error I just look a complete jerk I know that I can smell I can do that pretty well But when I make an error It often is a terror I’m wary typing duck, I know that F is next to D Because if I do a swear it could be a tragedy If I’m typing the word shots I need to take great care Because I is next to O and of this I am aware So make sure you use your ‘smell chequer’ I am sure you will agree Your poems will be ‘prefect’ You will get it ‘write’ like me Jan Allison 25th October 2014

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Date: 10/29/2014 3:15:00 PM
You must have Microsoft Word! Microsoft never has learned to "smell" a word correctly. Great piece!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 10/29/2014 3:58:00 PM
Yes I do ML lol :-) thanks for the lovely comment:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 10/26/2014 4:02:00 AM
Hi Jan! Love your humour! That's why it takes me longer than it should to sent messages, etc; I go over what I write before posting! hugs // paul {lovely day here...sunny and cloudless!}
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 10/26/2014 5:19:00 AM
Thanks so much Paul:-) Oh Beleive me Paul, I need some sunshine today in more ways than one :-(Hugs Jan xxx
Date: 10/26/2014 3:55:00 AM
Combo of wit n brilliant Jan! Great write!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 10/26/2014 5:18:00 AM
Many thanks Dr Sharma:-) Hugs Jan xx
Date: 10/25/2014 7:22:00 PM
That's my Sister Jan!!! What a clever, humorous write! This kind of is right up my alley... YABADABADOO!!!! Huggsies, Brother Jack XXX
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 10/25/2014 7:26:00 PM
I thought you would appreciate it dear brother Jack - so lovely to see you here tonight:-) Hugs Jan xxx
Date: 10/25/2014 4:10:00 PM
Funny stuff Jan! ;) I love your funny side too my dear friend. Computers can be such a pain in the neck....lol.... Hate and love mine...hahaha.... Lol. ....hope you're doing much better now at least in many things, like your cold, for example. Take care. Love and hugs! xxxx D
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 10/25/2014 4:14:00 PM
Thanks Dorian my cold is getting better but i still can't go and see dad - hopefully Monday if all is well:-) Hugs Jan xxx
Date: 10/25/2014 3:37:00 PM
This was just so cute. You deserve a better swell chequer. Loved it!!! Hugs MamaBear
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 10/25/2014 3:41:00 PM
Haha ha ha thanks so much Edith - as you can see my poems today are at totally opposite ends of the spectrum but I do try to write with humour as much as I can:-) hugs Jan xxx
Date: 10/25/2014 3:31:00 PM
bahahaha...Yes the q is next to w ....if that qhat's you mean....hehe...I love it Jan
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 10/25/2014 3:35:00 PM
Thank for the inspiration for this one my friend!!!!!!!! Hugs Jan xxx
Date: 10/25/2014 2:52:00 PM
spell checkers suck, Jan!! As you are well aware, I am sure. This is really cute, Jan. You put out a lot of poems the other day!!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 10/25/2014 2:54:00 PM
Just 2 today Andrea and I wasn't going to write at all LOL:-) Hugs Jan xxx
Date: 10/25/2014 1:43:00 PM
Witty and pretty/ The smell-chequer is the best in the city! Very humorous, I adore it! Sorry to tease you, dear Jan! Beautiful writing! Hugs xx
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 10/25/2014 1:45:00 PM
If it wasn't for comments by other's this would never have been written Demetrios so I can only say thank YOU:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 10/25/2014 1:24:00 PM
Very clever and funny Jan.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 10/25/2014 1:28:00 PM
Thanks Maurice I just wanted a bit of fun and some light hearted humour tonight:-) hugs jan xxx
Date: 10/25/2014 12:53:00 PM
This is awesome, clever, and prefect. :) My type of humor.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 10/25/2014 12:55:00 PM
I am so glad you found it 'prefect' Sebastian i do like to get my speeling write lol Hugs jan xxx
Date: 10/25/2014 12:31:00 PM
Funny Jan!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 10/25/2014 12:33:00 PM
Thanks Dan I do try to write with humour when I can:-) Hugs Jan xxx