Jan Allison Poet Rhyme

I'M So Glad My Computer Has a 'smell Chequer'

My computer has a ‘smell chequer’
Alas it doesn't seem to work
For when I make an error
I just look a complete jerk

I know that I can smell
I can do that pretty well
But when I make an error
It often is a terror

I’m wary typing duck, I know that F is next to D
Because if I do a swear it could be a tragedy
If I’m typing the word shots I need to take great care
Because I is next to O and of this I am aware

So make sure you use your ‘smell chequer’
I am sure you will agree
Your poems will be ‘prefect’
You will get it ‘write’ like me


Jan Allison
25th October 2014

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M. L. Kiser October 29, 2014 at 3:15 PM You must have Microsoft Word! Microsoft never has learned to "smell" a word correctly. Great piece! Jan Allison October 29, 2014 at 3:58 PM Yes I do ML lol :-) thanks for the lovely comment:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus October 26, 2014 at 4:02 AM Hi Jan! Love your humour! That's why it takes me longer than it should to sent messages, etc; I go over what I write before posting! hugs // paul {lovely day here...sunny and cloudless!} Jan Allison October 26, 2014 at 5:19 AM Thanks so much Paul:-) Oh Beleive me Paul, I need some sunshine today in more ways than one :-(Hugs Jan xxx

Dr. Upma A. Sharma October 26, 2014 at 3:55 AM Combo of wit n brilliant Jan! Great write! Jan Allison October 26, 2014 at 5:18 AM Many thanks Dr Sharma:-) Hugs Jan xx

Jack Ellison October 25, 2014 at 7:22 PM That's my Sister Jan!!! What a clever, humorous write! This kind of is right up my alley... YABADABADOO!!!! Huggsies, Brother Jack XXX Jan Allison October 25, 2014 at 7:26 PM I thought you would appreciate it dear brother Jack - so lovely to see you here tonight:-) Hugs Jan xxx

Dorian Petersen Potter October 25, 2014 at 4:10 PM Funny stuff Jan! ;) I love your funny side too my dear friend. Computers can be such a pain in the neck....lol.... Hate and love mine...hahaha.... Lol. ....hope you're doing much better now at least in many things, like your cold, for example. Take care. Love and hugs! xxxx D Jan Allison October 25, 2014 at 4:14 PM Thanks Dorian my cold is getting better but i still can't go and see dad - hopefully Monday if all is well:-) Hugs Jan xxx

Mama Bear October 25, 2014 at 3:37 PM This was just so cute. You deserve a better swell chequer. Loved it!!! Hugs MamaBear Jan Allison October 25, 2014 at 3:41 PM Haha ha ha thanks so much Edith - as you can see my poems today are at totally opposite ends of the spectrum but I do try to write with humour as much as I can:-) hugs Jan xxx

Tim Smith October 25, 2014 at 3:31 PM bahahaha...Yes the q is next to w ....if that qhat's you mean....hehe...I love it Jan Jan Allison October 25, 2014 at 3:35 PM Thank for the inspiration for this one my friend!!!!!!!! Hugs Jan xxx

Andrea Dietrich October 25, 2014 at 2:52 PM spell checkers suck, Jan!! As you are well aware, I am sure. This is really cute, Jan. You put out a lot of poems the other day!! Jan Allison October 25, 2014 at 2:54 PM Just 2 today Andrea and I wasn't going to write at all LOL:-) Hugs Jan xxx

Demetrios Trifiatis October 25, 2014 at 1:43 PM Witty and pretty/ The smell-chequer is the best in the city! Very humorous, I adore it! Sorry to tease you, dear Jan! Beautiful writing! Hugs xx Jan Allison October 25, 2014 at 1:45 PM If it wasn't for comments by other's this would never have been written Demetrios so I can only say thank YOU:-) hugs Jan xx

Maurice Yvonne October 25, 2014 at 1:24 PM Very clever and funny Jan. Jan Allison October 25, 2014 at 1:28 PM Thanks Maurice I just wanted a bit of fun and some light hearted humour tonight:-) hugs jan xxx

Sebastian Aaron Baez October 25, 2014 at 12:53 PM This is awesome, clever, and prefect. :) My type of humor. Jan Allison October 25, 2014 at 12:55 PM I am so glad you found it 'prefect' Sebastian i do like to get my speeling write lol Hugs jan xxx

Dan Helppi October 25, 2014 at 12:31 PM Funny Jan! Jan Allison October 25, 2014 at 12:33 PM Thanks Dan I do try to write with humour when I can:-) Hugs Jan xxx