I'M So Bored

I’M SO BORED I’m so bored I think I snored and I’m not even asleep I’m so bored I know I snored, no need for counting sheep It’s like watching paint dry or watching grass grow This day is going extremely slow I may have lost my sanity today Maybe I’ll find it on ebay Maybe some pigs might fly away I think I lost my sanity today If you find it, please return it to my PO BOX address Without it I’m a mess and I feel a little stressed The cheese has slipped off my cracker My mind has been invaded by a hacker I lost my sanity today I feel more awake than I ever have before If this is madness give me more Still, I’m so bored I think I snored and I’m not even asleep So very bored I know I snored no need for counting sheep That’s why I lost my sanity today And now that’s all I have to say.