I'M Just Me

Some say I'm arrogant, the rest say I'm cocky, But the funniest thing is that no one said it right to me, They talk behind my back like it has at least one ear, And as soon as I turn around they all disappear, Its just my confidence, is there something wrong, Well if yes the wrongs make me very strong, I'm just being me, impersonating myself, Too bad you can't be me, the copier is high on the top shelf, I’m high on my pedestal, high on my own stool, Looking down at you all, you all my students welcome to my school, To be like me you have to keep a straight A average, Doing extra credit just to get some leverage, I isolate myself from all you fake people, Solitary confinement, as I strengthen and you weaken, All you want to be is fly with some huge swag, Where's my fly swatter? Oh its right here in my bag, Just sit and watch as I SWAT all you flies, Special Weapons And Tactics, then everyone dies, They say only monkeys are cute, then call me the ape, Roaming through the jungle to find my female primate, As I look in my palm, there I see the world, Then I scan through it all to find the perfect girl, I search the globe to find her, I wasted my time, When there she was under my nose, now she's mine, She's at my level, and we all know that's far, And I'll search the world again to find you, where ever you are......