I'M Going To Sea In a Blueberry Boat

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I’m going to sea in a blueberry boat,
macaroon waves I will sail
Far past the girls and the buoys I’ll float,
maybe spout off to a whale

My crew at the ready but still half a sleep,
I’ll have to turn on the charm
Wake up, look alive, for this water is deep,
might have to set an alarm

I stand at the helm with both hands on the wheel,
the compass is pointing due east
Embracing the salt water breezes I feel,
we haven’t moved in the least

All hands on deck, yes, you can use your feet,
who left the anchor in place
No wonder we’re stuck here, dead last in the fleet,
we’ve got to pick up the pace

Finally we’re moving, the sails filled with air
and I with my spyglass in hand
Searching for islands and mermaids to share,
all just a part of my plan 

This ocean of peppermint twists as it turns,
currents of grape lead the way
Lemon drop sunshine as bright as it burns,
nausea sets in from the sway

When there off the starboard, I think that’s the bow,
a very strange shape does appear
It’s Davy Jones locker but I don’t see how,
what is it doing up here

It’s then I look down, water up to the hilt
over the sides of my boat
I now see the problem in how it was built
who knew blueberries can’t float

I entered a contest, thought it would be fun,
wrote out my poem in ink
A day out at sea on a boat in the sun,
never once thought it would sink

Hey Nina, you did this, I hope you are near,
it seems that my courage might slip
So toss me a rope for it’s perfectly clear
I ain’t going down with this ship


9/13/19
Written for the: Welcome To My Random World Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Nina Parmenter
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Mcgee Avatar
September 24, 2019 at 9:05 AM
I love the ending Chris. Congrats on your top placement.
Green Avatar
September 24, 2019 at 9:24 AM
Thank you so much Jeanne. I am thrilled you enjoyed this one.
Allison Avatar
September 22, 2019 at 9:46 AM
what a fun poem Chris, you excel at so many forms and styles! many congrats:-) hugs jan xx
Green Avatar
September 23, 2019 at 8:56 AM
Thank you so very much Jan for all of your kindness
Marcum Wong Avatar
September 20, 2019 at 11:02 PM
I loved the nautical humor in this delightful poem Chris. Congratulations on your deserving win! ; ) xxoo
Green Avatar
September 23, 2019 at 8:56 AM
Thank you so very much Connie, I am happy you liked this one.
Adams Avatar
September 20, 2019 at 6:22 PM
Back to say congratulations on your win... loved this one :) hugs
Green Avatar
September 23, 2019 at 8:56 AM
Thank you so much Sandy. Still no trophy though. :(
Y. Avatar
September 20, 2019 at 5:10 PM
WoW! Chris, You took your reader on a whimsical and fun-packed adventure. Your imagination soared in this well written write. I really enjoyed the ride. Congratulations on a well-deserved win. Have a fantastic weekend my friend:-) Alexis
Green Avatar
September 20, 2019 at 5:12 PM
Thank you my friend. I am happy you enjoyed this little fruity sea going adventure.
Watson Avatar
September 20, 2019 at 1:10 PM
Congratulations, Chris. I enjoyed the wordplay and the entire journey!
Green Avatar
September 20, 2019 at 1:15 PM
Thank you so very much Wendy. It was fun poem to write.
Chircop Avatar
September 18, 2019 at 4:58 PM
Hehhehe..Thanks for the journey and adventure on your blueberry boat.Very pleasurable. :)Am smiling.
Green Avatar
September 18, 2019 at 5:07 PM
Well, if it makes you smile then it makes me smile. Thank you my friend. : )
Dietrich Avatar
September 15, 2019 at 6:22 PM
super super clever writing, Chris. I predict it will be a winner. I did one for her too, not yet posted and I am happy with it. Sure hope she likes it. I will flip if THIS does not make the list. It's creativem rhythmic and original just like she likes!!
Green Avatar
September 17, 2019 at 8:49 AM
Thanks so much Andrea. I will look for yours today when I get caught up here at work. I am sure it is wonderful
Matis  Avatar
September 14, 2019 at 6:34 PM
Good luck in the contest, but you're going down! I entered it too and I'm in it to win it!
Green Avatar
September 17, 2019 at 8:48 AM
I hope you do...good luck. : )
Kiser Avatar
September 13, 2019 at 7:55 PM
Haha, good luck with the contest.
Green Avatar
September 17, 2019 at 8:47 AM
Thank you so much my friend.
Canerdy Avatar
September 13, 2019 at 2:46 PM
Chris, this is FABULOUS--so creative, well-plotted, and entertaining! Janice
Green Avatar
September 13, 2019 at 2:49 PM
Thanks so much Janice. I am happy you enjoyed this one.
Smith Avatar
September 13, 2019 at 2:10 PM
This just barrels along Chris, great fun to read, good luck in the contest.
Green Avatar
September 13, 2019 at 2:34 PM
Thanks Gary. I appreciate your visit
Andresen Avatar
September 13, 2019 at 1:57 PM
- An entertaining and wonderful poem, Chris :) - Best wishes in the contest :) - Have a lovely weekend :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Green Avatar
September 13, 2019 at 2:34 PM
Thank you so much my friend.
Lane Avatar
September 13, 2019 at 12:23 PM
Ahoy, Captain Chris. Blueberries wouldn't float my boat, but your wit certainly does. You will cast a smile upon many poet's faces with your fruitilicious fable. Loved it!
Green Avatar
September 13, 2019 at 12:34 PM
Thanks so much Lin, I am thrilled you liked this and thrilled to see you again. I always smile when you stop by for a visit.
Chiri Avatar
September 13, 2019 at 11:58 AM
Oh wow lmao! You actually had me laughing out loud for real! Lol! Another contest I would not enter! Lol you have this again I say in the bag! So freaking funny I haven't laughed that hard over something I read in a long time! Your words prove a true poet you are because the many emotions you take us through! I am grateful for that and your never ending friendship! Lol now I must go and care for my new puppy!;) smile chris I found it's real easy to do!;)
Green Avatar
September 13, 2019 at 12:20 PM
Thanks Brenda, just having a little poetic fun with the contest. The funny thing is, I had the hardest time writing this thing. I messed with it for a long while before I thought I had something I could post. I am thrilled you had fun with it.
There Avatar
September 13, 2019 at 11:56 AM
Chuckling here. Adorably witty piece of writing!
Green Avatar
September 13, 2019 at 12:18 PM
Thanks so much. Glad it made you smile.
Adams Avatar
September 13, 2019 at 11:28 AM
this is hilarious and entertaining my friend, what a wild ride this one is...enjoyed it this morning, you had me laughing :) hugs
Green Avatar
September 13, 2019 at 11:34 AM
Happy it made you laugh, that is the best compliment there is. Thank you Sandy, just having a little fun with Nina's contest. I know she likes them wacky, so I did my best at writing wacky.
Rodrigues Avatar
September 13, 2019 at 10:54 AM
A fun and juicy poem! 6th verse is my favorite!
Green Avatar
September 13, 2019 at 11:16 AM
Thank you my friend.
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