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I'M a Sheet Slitter

I'M A SHEET SLITTER

I'm a sheet slitter, I slit sheets
Because I'm the best sheet slitter
That ever slit a sheet

For the contest sponsored by Nina Parmenter

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Line Gauthier

March 2, 2020 at 1:25 PM

We all have our talents. Stop bragging, Curtis. LOL

Richard Lamoureux

January 24, 2020 at 9:02 AM

Much better than a sheet shitter who shits sheets. Congrats on your win. ;0)

Curtis Moorman

January 24, 2020 at 9:19 AM

And who needs a shitty sheet? lol Thanks, Richard!

Gershon Wolf

January 23, 2020 at 9:24 PM

You really, really, really, really(!) got me laughing when I slipped up on this one, Curtis! So politically incorrect these prudish days---which is the main reason it's so dang good!! Cheers, Gershon

Curtis Moorman

January 24, 2020 at 5:08 AM

Thanks, Gershon, for this response. It has been a good laugh and a real tongue twister to all who responded. Blessings on you!

Kim Rodrigues

January 23, 2020 at 8:15 PM

Congrats!

Curtis Moorman

January 23, 2020 at 9:07 PM

Thanks , Kim! Glad to hear from you!

Andrea Dietrich

January 23, 2020 at 7:51 PM

Yours remains one of my favorites!!!

Curtis Moorman

January 23, 2020 at 9:06 PM

And you, my dear sweet friend, are a favorite of mine and have been for years!c

Jan Allison

January 23, 2020 at 2:17 PM

I still adore this one - its one of my faves in the contest:-) many congrats:-) hugs Jan xx

Curtis Moorman

January 23, 2020 at 3:03 PM

Thanks Jan, for that comment. Even Nina said it really is the funniest one in the contest but the rhyme scheme was not right. I'm glad you like it enough to make it a fave

Timothy Mcguire

January 21, 2020 at 12:04 AM

So well written I sputtered all over my computer screen! Well done!

Curtis Moorman

January 23, 2020 at 3:05 PM

I had to get the Windex too, Tim, and I'm the guy who submitted it!

Abdullah Alhemaidy

January 20, 2020 at 10:32 PM

Wonderful! Have a wonderful day Curtis Moorman. Big smile..

Andrea Dietrich

January 20, 2020 at 3:08 PM

haha, that one can go to a wrong word very easily. Awesomely done!! (my ESL students would not fare well trying to say this one just because the word sheet already sounds like the other one when they say it!)

Curtis Moorman

January 20, 2020 at 5:54 PM

Yeah, kinda tough, ain't it?! I know there are people who think ain't ain't a word but they ain't right about that. Ain't that right? Glad you liked it!