I'M a Muffin In a Cupcake's World

Look Just take a page out of my book Call me Captain Hook Because my hooks have you hooked And don't you dare give me that look You know you looked Call me a spook Because they dropped a nuke Now I'm a ghost But I don't suffer the most Golly gee I'm your host So why don't we have a toast On the beautiful east coast Everyone's so afraid of running out of time And losing a single solitary second is quite the crime But I'm just here for rhythmic acrobatics Not advanced mathematics Because my tactics are subtle And I do love to befuddle I could distort the truth with a lie And I heard that sigh I'm spinning you up and down and all around With my verbose vocal sound Zounds! I'm dropping words you've never heard Like a bird I'm taking flight I'm definitely not here for a fight Hear me now I'm ready for midnight I'm that witty city kid This is what I've done my whole life Even through days rife with strife I put that pen to paper like a caper Stealing rhymes, stealing lines Dealing fines, reeling signs I'm really doing this again and again For my own gains I stay in my lane They told me I ran out of talent I told them they ran out of paper Because I'm standing tall like a skyscraper And if I'm arrogant I might as well be an error gent Because I spent and I spent Could never catch the hint Let me just say I'm a muffin in a cupcake's world A muffin in a cupcake's world Look You took a page out of my book But you lost the hook Because the truth is I'm a crook And I stole it before you knew it was there But if I'm a muffin in a cupcake's world I'll be the muffinator Because there will be nothin' later So keep being a hater To you I do not cater And I didn't imagine you'd be my waiter Look Be honest you read the book And you finally found the hook But you're not Tom Nook And I'm no longer that witty city kid Because I'm a muffin in a cupcake's world A muffin In a cupcake's world