I'Ll Have a Double

Mr Philpot took a pill, He was feeling extremely ill, As he managed his last gasp He was pouring beer into a glass Unaware he had drunk his last His alcoholic brother Fred Who's nose was bulbous and rosy red Looking down at Philpot on the floor He vowed he would not drink anymore He sighed loudly, then dropped dead As Mr P and Fred lay on the floor Their brother Tim walked in the door, Tim was tall and very thin He was healthy and very trim Cos Tim found excessive drinkers a bore.