If You Want To Call Me Vegan

by Wayne Wysocki If you want to call me vegan, I'll not fight with you, although the statement's not quite true It's not exactly wrong either It's true I don't eat meat, or eggs, or anything with wings or legs, but in way of a confession, you might find in my possession a leather belt or shoes, which for a vegan is bad news I don't really mean to quibble, concerning what I nibble, but I'm trying here to say in this convoluted way that for a vegan it's all about the animals I'm not in it for the animals, but rather for my health and for the planet I surely won't deny it -- I eat a vegan diet, and to some degree I care what fellow creatures have to bear, and resulting from my wishin' for optimal nutrition they benefit from my selfish choice to not consume them But in the end you have to see that I eat this way for me I don't deserve the noble label, but when I'm sitting at your table, if you want to call me vegan, then I'll not disagree.