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If You Never Met

If You Never Met
By Franklin Price
2/22/2017

If you never met John Doe
It would be too soon
A heartless, rotten, silly man
Who had a pet baboon

Treated his pet miserably
Screamed 'til he turned pink
Verbal assault was not enough
So he taught his pet to drink

Both were  alcoholics
In the Lazy Dog Saloon
John Doe and his special pet
The ring-tailed drunk baboon
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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