If You Feel the Need To Smirk

If you feel a need to smirk, You can't go past a Merc, One that is fully electric, Or at least a hybrid, so you won't feel a jerk, When cheap petrol is all talk. Engineered with you in mind, For peace of mind, They leave others behind. With standard features you won't believe, At prices you can quote with some relief, As you drive one safely round another bend, You may wish the ride will never end. Get a Mercedes Benz, And you will have lots of friends, When you show them the space you have for long legs, And other odds and ends. If you want to up your IQ, Test drive an EQA, Something rather nifty, That you can charge in a jiffy.