If You Do Not Want Taken Away Do This

If you do not want taken by the police, do this, It has always worked for me, and I always persist, I'm guilty! Take me, I scream, Running to them in a stream. Lock me up, take me away, I must insist! The policemen always smile and laugh, Thinking I am a psychopath, they leave me alone, and I go on home, Another day to not do math. I have myself on video doing this today. In a dark place I have it locked away. I keep it in my sock drawer. So I can watch it evermore. I love this dubiously silly kind of play!