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If Kisses Were Units Of Currency

Had a crazy dream last night Dreamt I was living in a world Where kisses were units of currency First thing I thought of Was that cute li'l cashier at Walmart To pay for a $50 item Would require 50 kisses plus the federal tax Bringing the total to 60 smooches I would start shopping for all kinds of stuff That I didn't actually need I'd even buy ladies lingerie like bras and knickers And give them away to friends and neighbours! In all likelihood I'd go broke But man, would I be a happy camper Going to bed now to hopefully pick up Where I left off... © Jack Ellison 2015

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Date: 1/13/2015 4:06:00 PM
This is a great idea that is worth looking into. But I'm not looking forward to paying Joe the plumber.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/13/2015 5:22:00 PM
I hear what you're saying... back to the drawing board!!! LOL!
Date: 1/13/2015 1:38:00 PM
LOL this is too funny but right on the money, cheri
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Date: 1/13/2015 1:54:00 PM
Happy to provide the giggles, dear Cheri! "Right on the money!!!" Love and hugs, Jack xx
Date: 1/13/2015 11:11:00 AM
I think I would be standing in line with you waiting for the store to open.
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Date: 1/13/2015 11:52:00 AM
Us males eh!!!
Date: 1/13/2015 7:53:00 AM
UH Jack... Think you need to be certified for quality and not quantity... or else you will wear out your smoocher. I know I pay more than $3000 a month in bills... Dragon said he pays for every thing in carpenter Troll work... But what he owes needs rebuilding... and most of who he owes, say they'd rather kiss a Star Wars wookie, Which hurt Dragons feelings... After all his kisses don't hurt much... Tho they are in the hot and steamy catagory. Come here Dragon. I'll give you a kiss! We Wove You!
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Date: 1/13/2015 8:04:00 AM
Okay maybe I need to rethink this! LOL 3,000 kisses... my old kisser would probably get callouses! Love, (I'm leaving out the kisses this time)... Jack
Date: 1/13/2015 7:35:00 AM
Made me smile Jack so lovely to see a cheery poem I do love your thinking on this one:-) Hugs Jan x
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Date: 1/13/2015 7:41:00 AM
Thank you dear Jan! Yup! That could be veeerrrryyyy interesting! LOL Love and hugs from Brother Jack xxx