Caren Krutsinger Poet Light Verse

If Kidnappers Grab Me

If kidnappers grab me, I will kick out their tail lights
Put my hand out and wave to other drivers on the freeway
If this does not work, I will kick the trunk until it pops open
I will wave down the police 
If the kidnappers stop and chase me
I will lie on the ground and hold onto the grass
If that does not work, I will tie their shoestrings together

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Kim Rodrigues December 20, 2020 at 6:20 PM LOL...love the last line. Do we have reason to believe someone might? Caren Krutsinger December 20, 2020 at 8:08 PM Hell yes. I am adorable. Did I not tell you?

Andrea Dietrich December 20, 2020 at 2:31 PM It's always interesting to think what we would do in this situation, but if they have tied you up in the trunk, probably you can't even do anything at all. One thing I am sure of, if I am ever in a situation where I'm being choked or stabbed, or I'm in a place of a mass shooting, I will definitely play dead. (in a school cafeteria, I'd squirt ketchup over my body to look like I were shot). Caren Krutsinger December 20, 2020 at 8:08 PM This is a fantastic idea Andrea. Thank you! Kim Rodrigues December 20, 2020 at 6:21 PM LOL about the ketchup. Only time I give you permission to get me too ;) ...Kim

Quoth Theraven December 20, 2020 at 10:04 AM Caren, Well I just scratched 'kidnap Caren' off my holiday list. What fun Season's Greeting you bring from a trunk! -Richard Caren Krutsinger December 20, 2020 at 8:09 PM I am so glad that you did, Richard. Thank you for that!