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If Kidnappers Grab Me

If kidnappers grab me, I will kick out their tail lights Put my hand out and wave to other drivers on the freeway If this does not work, I will kick the trunk until it pops open I will wave down the police If the kidnappers stop and chase me I will lie on the ground and hold onto the grass If that does not work, I will tie their shoestrings together

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Kim Rodrigues

Date: 12/20/2020 6:20:00 PM

LOL...love the last line. Do we have reason to believe someone might?

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 12/20/2020 8:08:00 PM

Hell yes. I am adorable. Did I not tell you?

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/20/2020 2:31:00 PM

It's always interesting to think what we would do in this situation, but if they have tied you up in the trunk, probably you can't even do anything at all. One thing I am sure of, if I am ever in a situation where I'm being choked or stabbed, or I'm in a place of a mass shooting, I will definitely play dead. (in a school cafeteria, I'd squirt ketchup over my body to look like I were shot).

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 12/20/2020 8:08:00 PM

This is a fantastic idea Andrea. Thank you!

Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/20/2020 6:21:00 PM

LOL about the ketchup. Only time I give you permission to get me too ;) ...Kim

Quoth Theraven

Date: 12/20/2020 10:04:00 AM

Caren, Well I just scratched 'kidnap Caren' off my holiday list. What fun Season's Greeting you bring from a trunk! -Richard

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 12/20/2020 8:09:00 PM

I am so glad that you did, Richard. Thank you for that!