If I Were An Animal What Would I Be

I like it cool and I like it dark.

                                  Long deep sleep makes me grrhhhhh.

                                       Wake me, I'm a nasty mother.

                             My stride is slow, and low, and mean.

                                         Piss me off, I dare you.

                                              I'll show you how cuddly I can be.


                                         Food binges turn me on, 

                                                   Bring it all, I can handle it.

                                         But watch your back,

                                  You can't walk all over me anymore.

                                                          *     *
                                                              *
                                                          

                                                   I'm waiting for you.

                                               Next time, you're dinner.


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If I Were An Animal, What Would I Be?

Brenda Atry
5/12/2011
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Loveless Avatar
September 13, 2014 at 7:58 PM
Lol nice write :) I enjoyed it
A   Avatar
July 6, 2013 at 10:39 PM
:-) enjoying your Featured Poem of the week. take care and have yourself a great coming week. xox~ LINDA"
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July 4, 2013 at 10:00 AM
BRENDA, Congratulations on your Featured Poem of the week. have a nice 4th of July. *SKAT
Tacito Avatar
July 2, 2013 at 9:34 AM
Ha! Awesome! Very enjoyable setting! :)
Austin Avatar
July 1, 2013 at 10:05 AM
Whoever you are -. Watch out for the bear. Congrats on the selection. daver
Kumar Avatar
June 30, 2013 at 7:17 PM
Great style of writing
Bordner Avatar
July 25, 2012 at 6:33 PM
If I could be dinner for you,Brenda,it would be ribs! Lioness - great attitude in this piece - J.A.B.
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