If I Were a Font

If I were to be a font, I wonder which font I would be? Calibri and Arial are nice, but a little too common for me. If I were to be a font, I would pick which one with care; Old English Text, French Script and Matura are cool, but I don’t quite have that flare. If I were to be a font, I think it would have to be bold; Aharoni, Copper Black and Elephant might all be in the fold. If I were to be a font, It would have to be descript; Baskerville Old Face, Broadway and Forte my personality just doesn’t fit. If I were to be a font, I would want to be understood; Times New Roman, Century and Courier, I think, all would be good. If I were to be a font, I wonder which font I would be? And whatever font I happened to be, I hope that you would choose me.