If I Was Heading To the Seventies

Where are you going? I wondered as they toddled by. They were dressed in hippie costumes, and I wondered why. They are heading to nineteen seventy, another said. I loved this and kept it alive all day in my head. If I was heading to the seventies, I would need a vee double you. It would have to be sassy and girly, pink ought to do. I would take my two besties and we would head toward the beach. We would be playful and virginal, and stay out of everyone’s reach.