If I Was As Clever As I Think I Am
If I was half as clever as I think I am
People would whisper about my whimsical wily ways.
Warlocks would warn witches about my wit.
We would be reading about me in a World Book.
If I was as humorous as I think I am
Beavers would hunch over my Hungarian hash
Begging me to bring my brilliancy into their burrows.
They would be genuflecting and paying me homage.
If I was as wise as I think I am
I would keep this to myself
So I could keep my friends who would make fun of me
If they read this poem.
Copyright © Caren Krutsinger | Year Posted 2021
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