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If I Was As Clever As I Think I Am

If I was half as clever as I think I am People would whisper about my whimsical wily ways. Warlocks would warn witches about my wit. We would be reading about me in a World Book. If I was as humorous as I think I am Beavers would hunch over my Hungarian hash Begging me to bring my brilliancy into their burrows. They would be genuflecting and paying me homage. If I was as wise as I think I am I would keep this to myself So I could keep my friends who would make fun of me If they read this poem.

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M. L. Kiser

Date: 11/3/2021 4:22:00 PM

Fun penning, if...well, you do know yourself better than the rest of us.

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 11/4/2021 1:15:00 AM

Hahaha

Shirley Hawkins

Date: 11/2/2021 6:48:00 PM

Great verse,especially the last one. You are very wise...

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 11/3/2021 8:55:00 AM

Thank you my friend

L Milton Hankins

Date: 11/2/2021 12:07:00 PM

I think you are being overly humble, my dear friend. You are extremely clever, humorous, and wise...definitely...period, and if you point out who is making fun of you, I will take care of them in a flash!!! I have some influence from up there...my momma's up there!

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 11/3/2021 8:55:00 AM

So is MY MAMA!