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If I Was An Executioner

If I was an executioner
I would be a failure pure and simple.
I would believe them.
And I would free them.

If I was the executioner.
They would all ask for me.
Knowing how easy I can be.
No one would cry.
And no one would die.
If I was the executioner.

So you are all voting for me!
What lovely townspeople you are!
Sure I will set you all free.
I am an executioner star!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019




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Date: 1/4/2019 3:24:00 PM
I had to laugh as soon as I saw on the list, "If I was an Executioner" under 'Light Verse.' … And after reading it, I'd say that Putin's got nothing to fear from you... :) gw
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 1/4/2019 9:21:00 PM
I would let him go first, as I know his face so well. Right?
Date: 1/3/2019 7:42:00 PM
Hehe. If I'm ever going to the gallows I'd definitely ask for you, Caren. Save a time slot for me in your busy executing-freeing schedule :))
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Bernard Chan
Date: 1/3/2019 10:11:00 PM
I love roast beef sandwiches, and the iced tea and chips would be icing on the beef. You're an angel, Caren :))
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 1/3/2019 9:48:00 PM
How does Saturday at 9:17 a.m. work for you? I also fix you a roast beef sandwich and give you a gentle pat for "happiness" as I send you off with a giant iced tea and a sixteen ounce bag of potato chips.
Date: 1/3/2019 6:33:00 PM
A great ending, "I am an executioner star!"
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 1/3/2019 9:48:00 PM
I just know that I probably have missed my calling as this popped into my dendrite field today making me exceedingly happy.
Date: 1/3/2019 5:11:00 AM
you are kind heart, surely you can make all free/// excellent executioner star u r
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 1/3/2019 6:17:00 AM
Thank you Mahtab; they call me "easy, naive, a soft touch" and I could be no other way really.