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If I Was a Washing Machine

If I was a washing machine I would make clanking noises I would go on strike I would refuse to spin the clothes I would make you wring your shirts and pants out I would laugh at the consternation I cause If I was a washing machine

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L Milton Hankins

Date: 9/18/2021 9:34:00 PM

And, if I were your owner, you would be very, very sorry for your behavior! (snicker)(snicker) Plotting my revenge!

L Milton Hankins
Date: 9/19/2021 8:51:00 AM

I'm still working on a suitable revenge. I'm thinking may a double dose of detergent....but, then, I 'd have to clean up the mess. I need to work on it some more.

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 9/19/2021 3:29:00 AM

I wonder what you would do - throw me out the window? Take an axe and kill my on button?