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Contest: Shape shifting animal, light- hearted fantasy poem, sponsored by Natasha L. Scragg.

If I Was a Cat

If I was a cat, I would be a Persian breed, fluffy and fat
And my diamond collar would glitter wherever I'm at
My meow would tell all the birds that I am a queen
And they had better fly off or they’d be my Chow Mein

I’d like to lie in the window seat to bask in the sun
And ignore my owner’s demands, oh what fun
And soon I’d see the red play dot on my beautiful grey fur
She thinks I will chase it, what a bore, I would not stir

I’d cry at the door and scratch and meow loudly too
Until my owner opened it and I'd plan to run through
And head to my neighbor’s house, she’s a sweet lady
I’d meow and pretend to be hungry, I’m so shady

The sweet lady would delightfully open a can of tuna fish
I would rub on her legs and purr, while getting my delicacy wish
And when I am almost done eating my owner would stop by 
I would quickly scatter and run home in a blink of an eye

Then I would overhear her ask my neighbor if I am begging again
She would tell her no, she just had a nice visit with a dear friend
I would then be on the window seat, laying on my back
Until my owner approached me with my afternoon catnip snack
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Watts Avatar
May 4, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Hi Tania Well written and described tge Persian to a T this nade me smile as i could see each this cat doing all the things you described Congrats on your place Cheers Chris Meow
Kitchin Avatar
May 5, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Christine, thank you.
Scragg Avatar
May 4, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Thank you for entering the contest Tania. I love the way you bring out the naughty, rebellious character of the cat. Ive noticed cats will engage on their own time by their own terms and if they are not in the mood, they wont entertain. And this is well portrayed in your poem. Love it. :-D
Kitchin Avatar
May 4, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Natasha, thank you.
Lane Avatar
May 2, 2026 at 5:08 PM
I missed this one. Great personification from the cat’s pov. I had one just like this one. A sweet female named Molly. Exact same coloring
Kitchin Avatar
May 3, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Lin, thank you.
Gibbons Avatar
April 24, 2026 at 4:09 AM
I loved this so reminded me of garfield everyone's fav mischievous cat oh true to ge a cat would be delightful
Kitchin Avatar
April 24, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Dorothy, thank you.
Dietrich Avatar
April 23, 2026 at 11:05 AM
What a wascally wascal of a cat. Hahaha. It's so much like how my own cat is! This is probably one of the funniest I have read on this contest. Great job, Tania. Oh and I loved that part about birds as chow mein. I had a Persian once but she didn't have the smashed in face. She was gorgeous but super inactive. All she did was sit on our bed like a pretty decoration. Didn't even come to us to be petted or anything. You never know what you are getting with a cat!
Kitchin Avatar
April 23, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Andrea, thank you. Yes, I have had cats all my life and they are so aloof at times.
Alhemaidy Avatar
April 20, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Hello Tania Kitchin :-) Very nice and enjoyed read! Have a nice day ~ AA
Kitchin Avatar
April 23, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Abdul, thank you.
Buhagiar Avatar
April 20, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Dear Tania, what a lovely poem. Such imagery and emotion. Loved it right through.
Kitchin Avatar
April 20, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Victor, thank you.
De Beaulieu Avatar
April 19, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Hello Tina Kitchin, A delightful poem ki enjoyed to re4ad. My fav. Hugs. / Darlene/
De Beaulieu Avatar
April 21, 2026 at 10:25 AM
Hello Tina, Your welcome. This cat reminds me of Garfield. A commice strip. enjoy your day Tina. Hugs. /Darlene/
Kitchin Avatar
April 20, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Darlene, thank you.
Cunningham Avatar
April 18, 2026 at 10:44 PM
They certainly have a great life Tania, sleep all day and food provided . Good luck in the contest and have a lovely weekend. Tom
Kitchin Avatar
April 19, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Tom, thank you.
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