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If I Wake Up Grumpy

The day I wake up grumpy, the end will be near Roll up the sidewalks, as dark clouds appear It's fast approaching Wee animals are croaking Time for us *****sapiens to call it a career

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018




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Date: 4/4/2018 12:22:00 PM
Well I was one of the King's men who had to put him back together again, and the YOLK was on me!!!!!! Hahaha!!! Did that make you giggle? Come on admit it!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/4/2018 1:27:00 PM
OH BOY... methinks you need more sleep or some hoochy kooing!!! Lovsies, Happy Jack!!!
Date: 4/4/2018 11:59:00 AM
Benny Jack Hill says he is not grumpy, did you know he's the one who pushed Humpty? When he's not getting jiggy, he craves for a ciggie! Jack thougth Dumpty hid them, silly numpty!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/4/2018 12:09:00 PM
Shh!!! Thought we were going to keep that our little secret, Sir Silent!!! Bummer!!! Guess you're not REALLY to be trusted, eh!!!
Date: 4/4/2018 11:55:00 AM
I hear you get very grumpy when you do not get jiggy jiggy lol
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/4/2018 12:06:00 PM
Luckily that's only about twice a year, sometimes only once if I'm not well!!!
Date: 4/4/2018 9:01:00 AM
You? I don't believe it. That said, I wake up grumpy six months of the year ;)
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/4/2018 9:16:00 AM
No that can't be true!!! No! No! No!!!!! XOX
Date: 4/4/2018 8:45:00 AM
Well, I have seen you grumpy a few times lol... Its is only natural that we have such mood swings...
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/4/2018 9:15:00 AM
No... that's a lie!!! Never have I ever been grumpy... well once when I was six and I was constipated!!!
Date: 4/4/2018 8:00:00 AM
Grumpy never, happy Jack forever.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/4/2018 8:18:00 AM
Well once back on '97, I actually FROWNED!!! Yup... I'd never lie to you!!!

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