Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

If I Wake Up Grumpy

The day I wake up grumpy, the end will be near
Roll up the sidewalks, as dark clouds appear
It's fast approaching
Wee animals are croaking
Time for us *****sapiens to call it a career

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Silent One April 4, 2018 at 12:22 PM Well I was one of the King's men who had to put him back together again, and the YOLK was on me!!!!!! Hahaha!!! Did that make you giggle? Come on admit it! Jack Ellison April 4, 2018 at 1:27 PM OH BOY... methinks you need more sleep or some hoochy kooing!!! Lovsies, Happy Jack!!!

Silent One April 4, 2018 at 11:59 AM Benny Jack Hill says he is not grumpy, did you know he's the one who pushed Humpty? When he's not getting jiggy, he craves for a ciggie! Jack thougth Dumpty hid them, silly numpty! Jack Ellison April 4, 2018 at 12:09 PM Shh!!! Thought we were going to keep that our little secret, Sir Silent!!! Bummer!!! Guess you're not REALLY to be trusted, eh!!!

Silent One April 4, 2018 at 11:55 AM I hear you get very grumpy when you do not get jiggy jiggy lol Jack Ellison April 4, 2018 at 12:06 PM Luckily that's only about twice a year, sometimes only once if I'm not well!!!

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart April 4, 2018 at 9:01 AM You? I don't believe it. That said, I wake up grumpy six months of the year ;) Jack Ellison April 4, 2018 at 9:16 AM No that can't be true!!! No! No! No!!!!! XOX

Silent One April 4, 2018 at 8:45 AM Well, I have seen you grumpy a few times lol... Its is only natural that we have such mood swings... Jack Ellison April 4, 2018 at 9:15 AM No... that's a lie!!! Never have I ever been grumpy... well once when I was six and I was constipated!!!

Tom Cunningham April 4, 2018 at 8:00 AM Grumpy never, happy Jack forever. Jack Ellison April 4, 2018 at 8:18 AM Well once back on '97, I actually FROWNED!!! Yup... I'd never lie to you!!!