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If I Wake Up Grumpy

The day I wake up grumpy, the end will be near Roll up the sidewalks, as dark clouds appear It's fast approaching Wee animals are croaking Time for us *****sapiens to call it a career

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Silent One

Date: 4/4/2018 12:22:00 PM

Well I was one of the King's men who had to put him back together again, and the YOLK was on me!!!!!! Hahaha!!! Did that make you giggle? Come on admit it!

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/4/2018 1:27:00 PM

OH BOY... methinks you need more sleep or some hoochy kooing!!! Lovsies, Happy Jack!!!

Silent One

Date: 4/4/2018 11:59:00 AM

Benny Jack Hill says he is not grumpy, did you know he's the one who pushed Humpty? When he's not getting jiggy, he craves for a ciggie! Jack thougth Dumpty hid them, silly numpty!

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/4/2018 12:09:00 PM

Shh!!! Thought we were going to keep that our little secret, Sir Silent!!! Bummer!!! Guess you're not REALLY to be trusted, eh!!!

Silent One

Date: 4/4/2018 11:55:00 AM

I hear you get very grumpy when you do not get jiggy jiggy lol

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/4/2018 12:06:00 PM

Luckily that's only about twice a year, sometimes only once if I'm not well!!!

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib

Date: 4/4/2018 9:01:00 AM

You? I don't believe it. That said, I wake up grumpy six months of the year ;)

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/4/2018 9:16:00 AM

No that can't be true!!! No! No! No!!!!! XOX

Silent One

Date: 4/4/2018 8:45:00 AM

Well, I have seen you grumpy a few times lol... Its is only natural that we have such mood swings...

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/4/2018 9:15:00 AM

No... that's a lie!!! Never have I ever been grumpy... well once when I was six and I was constipated!!!

Tom Cunningham

Date: 4/4/2018 8:00:00 AM

Grumpy never, happy Jack forever.

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/4/2018 8:18:00 AM

Well once back on '97, I actually FROWNED!!! Yup... I'd never lie to you!!!