If I Had Breastices

If I had breastices
I'd want me some thirty eights
or maybe forty-four magnums
to impress all my mates

I'd want them to be soft
and a little bouncy too
but only for my pleasure
not to share with you

for if I had breastices
I'd be happy as a lark
smiling all during the day
and panting after dark
Copyright © | Year Posted 2008

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January 13, 2009 at 9:58 AM
Most amusing, Sir Sluvy
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