If I Had a White Beard

IF I HAD A WHITE BEARD (tune: If I Were a Rich Man) If I had a white beard Ho ho rudolph ho ho blitzen ho ho merry christmas hum All year long, I’d merry christmas hum If I had a fluffy beard (haa!) I wouldn’t have to diet. Ho ho rudolph ho ho blitzen ho ho merry christmas hum If I had a fluffy fluffy white jingle-jangle-jingle-jangle beard I’d gift the kids, each year with toys by the millions Built by big hearted elves up North They work long days with hot cocoa drinks in hand There would be one sleigh jingle just going up And one sleigh jangle coming down And one more jingle jangle down the hole For some the coal is gift as chimney smoke clears my boots Then the reindeer makes a sound Honking just as merrily as they can And each shake of the ho, be it show, be it clang, be it off Would sound like a jingle of the bells As if to say, “Here lives a fluffy beard” If I had a white beard Ho ho rudolph ho ho blitzen ho ho merry christmas hum All year long, I’d merry christmas hum If I had a fluffy beard (haa!) I wouldn’t have to diet. Ho ho rudolph ho ho blitzen ho ho merry christmas hum If I had a fluffy fluffy white jingle-jangle-jingle-jangle beard 12/1/2021 Written just for fun!!