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If I Had a White Beard

IF I HAD A WHITE BEARD
(tune: If I Were a Rich Man)

If I had a white beard
Ho ho rudolph ho ho blitzen ho ho merry christmas hum
All year long, I’d merry christmas hum
If I had a fluffy beard (haa!)
I wouldn’t have to diet.
Ho ho rudolph ho ho blitzen ho ho merry christmas hum
If I had a fluffy fluffy white jingle-jangle-jingle-jangle beard

I’d gift the kids, each year with toys by the millions
Built by big hearted elves up North
They work long days with hot cocoa drinks in hand
There would be one sleigh jingle just going up
And one sleigh jangle coming down
And one more jingle jangle down the hole 
For some the coal is gift as chimney smoke clears my boots
Then the reindeer makes a sound
Honking just as merrily as they can
And each shake of the ho, be it show, be it clang, be it off
Would sound like a jingle of the bells 
As if to say, “Here lives a fluffy beard”

If I had a white beard
Ho ho rudolph ho ho blitzen ho ho merry christmas hum
All year long, I’d merry christmas hum
If I had a fluffy beard (haa!)
I wouldn’t have to diet.
Ho ho rudolph ho ho blitzen ho ho merry christmas hum
If I had a fluffy fluffy white jingle-jangle-jingle-jangle beard

12/1/2021
Written just for fun!!

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Paula Goldsmith December 20, 2021 at 1:12 PM This is way toooooooo cute and creative. "Love It" What a fun picture. Have a Blessed Christmas and 2022....................... Kim Rodrigues December 20, 2021 at 4:19 PM Merry Christmas, Paula! Thank you!

Shirley Hawkins December 2, 2021 at 9:16 PM Oh Oh Oh I could sing this everyday Merrily away. If I lived in White Beard Land. Wow! that's enough to cheer the most miserable person up. That was fun. Thank you, Kim. P S Just going to buy a sleigh.... La La Lala La La.... Kim Rodrigues December 2, 2021 at 9:19 PM Thank you so much! Falalalala!

Caren Krutsinger December 2, 2021 at 8:25 PM I cannot stop singing this one! "Then the reindeer makes a sound Honking just as merrily as they can" So much fun! Kim Rodrigues December 2, 2021 at 9:04 PM Thank you, Caren! xx

Michelle Faulkner December 2, 2021 at 6:05 PM I too would be Santa if I were rich! This is as much fun to read as it must have been to write! Now I will merry christmas hum all season :) Kim Rodrigues December 2, 2021 at 9:04 PM Thank you! xx

Jack Ellison December 2, 2021 at 1:16 PM LOVE YOU... Santa XOX Kim Rodrigues December 2, 2021 at 2:35 PM Love you too, Happy! xox Happy Elf Jack Ellison December 2, 2021 at 1:18 PM

Andrea Dietrich December 2, 2021 at 10:16 AM love not having to diet. that would be amazing, plus you get to live forever if you are Santa!! Very cute Kim Rodrigues December 2, 2021 at 12:01 PM Thank you! Merry Christmas!

Vijay Pandit December 2, 2021 at 6:36 AM Much uplifting delight in this poem, Kim. Bouncing in holiday spirit! Kim Rodrigues December 2, 2021 at 9:07 AM Thank you, Vijay! :)

Paul Callus December 2, 2021 at 6:06 AM I very much enjoyed these fun lyrics, Kim. Sometimes it's good to leave "serious" for a change. Next in line would be an avatar of you dressed as Father Christmas :) Regards // paul Kim Rodrigues December 2, 2021 at 9:07 AM LOL! We all need a good laugh!

Victor Buhagiar December 2, 2021 at 1:02 AM I sang this poem with gusto. Hugs. Kim Rodrigues December 2, 2021 at 4:09 AM Yes! LOL

Evelyn Judy Buehler December 1, 2021 at 10:24 PM You gave me my biggest laugh today, Kim! This is a treasure (and also a fave). I love that last line. :D Kim Rodrigues December 2, 2021 at 4:09 AM Thank you, my friend! <3

Gershon Wolf December 1, 2021 at 5:41 PM Hohohohohohohohohoho! Who says you have to be Jewish to 'fiddle around?' A white beard works wonders! Pretty funny, Kim. ~ Season's best. Kim Rodrigues December 1, 2021 at 6:28 PM LOL! Thanks! I love the musical Fiddler on the Roof. Have watched it so many times! Santa couldn’t help himself! :)