Caren Krutsinger Poet Free verse

If I Had a Clone

If I had a clone
I would send her to my faculty meetings on Wednesdays.
I would have her do my paperwork.
I would have her clean this bedroom.
I would not be too friendly,
I would not engage her in idle conversation.
I would keep her busy, doing everything I detest.
She would vacuum, cook, clean, dust, and mop.
If I had a clone.

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Gershon Wolf March 8, 2022 at 5:37 PM And if I were King of the For-r-r-rest - not a Prince, not a Duke, not an Earl... ~ Bert Lahr Caren Krutsinger March 9, 2022 at 1:53 AM Love that song!

L Milton Hankins March 8, 2022 at 8:49 AM Hmmm...I didn't know you did any of those things, Caren. I thought Joe did. I think Joe needs a clone! Caren Krutsinger March 9, 2022 at 1:54 AM I do not any more, but I did once upon a time.