I'D Be More At Ease If

It's that age old annoyance that happens to everyone occasionally,
and now everybody, it is happening to me.
"Where In The HEll Did I Leave My Keys!?
I got into my home so they are in here somewhere obviously,
but those damned little buggers continue to elude me,
I've turned my dump upside down literally.
Where The Hell Are They Hiding, Where The Hell Are My Keys!?
If I don't respond to your comment or message immediately, ASAP, 
or whatever the case may be,
(which I never seem to do with anybody anyway generally),
please don't take it at all personally,
I'm Looking For My God Forsaken Lost Keys Driving Myself Crazy!..
,...but no worries.
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Wanter Avatar
June 1, 2017 at 6:43 PM
Reminds me of myself! Fun and true.
Thekidster Avatar
June 1, 2017 at 7:26 PM
I wrote this to take a break from searching. Yeah, I was searching as I wrote this poem. Seems To Have Helped1
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June 1, 2017 at 7:25 PM
Hmmm, spooky coincidence SW. You no sooner posted this comment when I found the little ba, - baa, - baaa!.... bad boys! damn, sometimes I have to refrain myself from using words I can't on Poetry Soup. Thanks for dropping by. I'm now going to go boil thee bad boys in boiling water just to spite them,..lol
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