I Wrote This Cus I Was Bored

History has taught us
we are not a tortoise
we are not a small toy
there are short and tall boys

Sailors must be annoyed
shouting land ahoy
for sailing brings joy
as does the adult toy

Ignorant to ignorance
so it makes no difference
to our own two pence
our cocks or our hens

draw a heart
a line down the centre part
it's not a heart
but the back lady part

say the word "boo"
now say word two
word two is "bees"
say one two please

boo bees please
you reads
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write from me
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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