I Was Drunk

I’m so drunk I feel a little funk I’m driving home My hair's a mess and i need a comb I'm going way over the speed limit but i don't care Wrecks in my opinion are pretty rare So I just swerve as much as possible I even went through a road that wasn't crossable Oops I just hit a cat The lady came out and started yelling, she was pretty fat She was wearing some stupid hat And she looked like a dumb rat So I ran her over I wish that I would've been sober Because that experience was pretty cool But I kind of felt like a fool Then I got back on the road My heads stuck on stupid mode! But I could care less My clothes are in such a mess But who cares because i can see my home Then I hit a tree and it scraped off the chrome That was on my car! I was bleeding and I tried to crawl but I didn't make it very far I ended up bleeding out in my lawn I felt like I was in a chess game and I was the pawn!