I Wanna Be a Gal

When I was green and clean and boy I said to mom: I wanna be a gal and mom she asked me what I want for she was not sure she heard me right I said I wanna be a gal a gaal a gaaaal a beautiful gal with tassels fair and fluffy hanging freely on my back an' big blue eyes an' rosy cheeks an' golden shoes like Cinderella an' marry a prince and be his princess an' dad he overheard me whine an' raised his stick and hit hit hit But mom she wasn't gruesome at all She only covered my face with spit