I Spy a Druid Woman

Mark's response:
"I've seen drooling women
before. Ben! You want pulled pork
for dinner?"

"Mark!" You don't know
anything."

How do you know
she's a druid?

She is out for a run
with a fistful
of leaves and branches.

Dead giveaway.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2026

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