I Sometimes Question Reality

Just last year they told us the Joro spider was harmless, now I read that big old bug is surely really venomous! What in the name of the Mandella Effect is that, or is it just arachnid propaganda simply meant to scare us? Oh, wait, I see, in paragraph twenty three, those flying spiders mean no harm to folks like you and me. Then I remember watching a TV documentary in which those creepy-crawlies spun a web around the entire city. Or maybe it was just a movie, a simple work of science fiction, but I think I will still hang on to my conspiracy theories!