I Slept With My Brother's Wife

(This is a fictional poem) I slept with my brother's wife and now he's getting a divorce. He used me for a punching bag and I began to feel remorse. I couldn't resist his wife when I saw her wearing that tight sweater. My brother broke most of my bones and it took me months to get better. When I told my brother that his wife is easy, he had a fit. But you know she has to be easy because I weigh 600 pounds and I'm a man who has great big ****. When I pinched a nurse's ###, her husband beat me up too and my body sure did ache. If I ever have to fight another woman's husband, I'm going to make sure that he's someone I can take.