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I Sit On the Toilet

I sit on the toilet...
planning my choice of clothing,
hairstyle, makeup and daily chores.
Using my eyeliner for writing
a reminder to myself on the toiletpaper,
and make me complete.
Leaving the bathroom aware that 
I used my reminder and flushed it down
the toilett.
                                        HMMMM, what was my daily chores...?
   
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                                                   (  /  _/u             |       \___|_)_|
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                                                _/      (    / OUuuu       \
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Richard Lamoureux

Date: 11/10/2012 7:04:00 AM

Where is the eyeliner when I need it? Maybe I should attach one of those pens they have at the bank with a chain on it beside my Toilet. My first note.....buy more toilet paper. Fun poem

Terry O'Leary

Date: 8/30/2012 2:58:00 AM

Hmmm... hope you don't mind the intrusion... Liked your poem... glad it wasn't also written on the toilet paper... Terry

Len Gasun

Date: 8/10/2012 10:03:00 PM

Ha, ha ha. I love this one, Laila. So funny! I am also impressed by your illustration. Best wishes and good luck always!

Laila Andresen Mjelde
Date: 8/11/2012 4:03:00 AM

he he..we just have to laugh sometimes ... not always be so serious ... he he ... thanks for you read my poem!! Hugs Laila

Peter Dome

Date: 8/9/2012 11:44:00 AM

Ha ha, I love your humour. I do that too. very well done. I am enjoying your work. take care. Best wishes. Pete.

Laila Andresen Mjelde
Date: 8/11/2012 4:06:00 AM

goldfish memory.. it's me ... he he ... thanks for reading my poem. Laila ;0)

John Freeman

Date: 5/2/2012 6:06:00 PM

COOL, Laila. "The only great white throne I care to sit on, I'll leave judgement to the One worthy." Smile, Agape, Moses

Laila Andresen Mjelde
Date: 5/4/2012 12:10:00 PM

Thank you, John always a pleasure that you visit! oxox Laila

Tony Mccann

Date: 4/29/2012 12:03:00 PM

I'm sure they'll come back to you. Hehe. They may be flushed down the toilet but they're still in your head, hehe, (get it? Head?). Wink. Very nice writing, point taken

Laila Andresen Mjelde
Date: 4/30/2012 2:40:00 AM

Thank you for visit, great comment! Sometimes we have goldfish memory! oxox Laila

Dinda Minardi

Date: 4/29/2012 8:59:00 AM

A very witty one, Laila. u have such a beautiful name. ;)

Laila Andresen Mjelde
Date: 4/30/2012 2:38:00 AM

Thank you Dinda, tried to make it fun to! oxox Laila

Harry Horsman

Date: 4/29/2012 5:30:00 AM

Well this is different, and unigue, and i love it. harry

Laila Andresen Mjelde
Date: 4/29/2012 7:27:00 AM

Thank you Harry for stopping by! Hugs Laila ;0)

Bl Devnath

Date: 4/28/2012 11:25:00 PM

To pass time in the toilet this way is better, loved the fun. Thanks for stopping by, loved always, bl

Laila Andresen Mjelde
Date: 4/29/2012 3:20:00 AM

Thank you bl! love Laila

Laura Breidenthal

Date: 4/28/2012 9:16:00 PM

excellent poem and awesome illustration!!! Always, Laura

Laila Andresen Mjelde
Date: 4/29/2012 3:18:00 AM

Thank you Laura! xoxo - Laila ;0)

Sara Kendrick

Date: 4/28/2012 3:51:00 PM

Great picture...It took time, planning and patience to do that..At least on doing the picture you did not flush it...Enjoyed reading this afternoon..Thanks for stopping by, reading, and taking time to comment...Sara

Laila Andresen Mjelde
Date: 4/29/2012 3:17:00 AM

Thanks Sara for stopping by I apriciate you comment! xoxo Laila

Dan Kearley

Date: 4/27/2012 1:41:00 PM

Ha,hahahaha...I liked the poem :o) And I tried to copy and post the pic but it didn't work? That is really something! Loved both!

Laila Andresen Mjelde
Date: 4/28/2012 8:21:00 AM

Thank you for visit, Dan. you should look at acii art page, its amazing what you can find! oxoxo Laila

Michael Smith

Date: 4/26/2012 5:44:00 PM

I hope that's not you in the picture. With all that time to think you might need more fiber. I felt free to express these thought since you took the liberty of using the word toilet in a poetry title. Lol

Laila Andresen Mjelde
Date: 4/28/2012 8:19:00 AM

It is not me in the picture, but some thoughts come by in this situation! Thank you for reading my poem! oxoxo Laila

Gwendolen Song

Date: 4/24/2012 9:15:00 PM

BLOWN AWAY BY THIS POETIC ART! you got talent, KID! lOVE IT! lOTS. gWENDOLEN

Laila Andresen Mjelde
Date: 4/28/2012 8:18:00 AM

Thank you for stopping by and for your kind words! oxoxo Laila

Phyllis Babcock

Date: 4/21/2012 10:07:00 PM

love your creativity on this poem. love phyl

Laila Andresen Mjelde
Date: 4/22/2012 3:51:00 AM

Thank you for stopping by, Phy! Glad you liked it! oxox Laila

Doris Culverhouse

Date: 4/20/2012 6:53:00 PM

wow!!! great drawing!! that must have been hard!!

Laila Andresen Mjelde
Date: 4/21/2012 2:16:00 AM

Hi Doris, thanks for stopping by,yes the drawing took some time...he he ;0) Hugs Laila

Jonathan Mohammed

Date: 4/20/2012 2:43:00 PM

lol very funny and skill full with your picture ..... love always Jonathan

Laila Andresen Mjelde
Date: 4/21/2012 2:18:00 AM

Glad you enjoyed my poem Jonathan. ;0) xoxo - Laila

Rhonda Johnson-Saunders

Date: 4/19/2012 3:49:00 PM

LOL...so funny and I love the picture to go with it. Well done! Blessings, Rhonda

Laila Andresen Mjelde
Date: 4/20/2012 1:40:00 AM

Thanks Ronda!! ;0) xoxo- Laila

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 4/19/2012 1:39:00 PM

The sun is shining bright here this afternoon in Ohio and I am enjoying reading some very interesting and outstanding writing. So happy to see yours among the ones I am able to read this fine day before I get busy. Have a wonderful day and thank you so much for sharing your poetry with us Laila. Love, Carol

Laila Andresen Mjelde
Date: 4/19/2012 2:26:00 PM

Thanks for reading my poem,have a nice day Carol. xoxo- laila ;0)