Laila Andresen Mjelde Poet Free verse

I Sit On the Toilet

I sit on the toilet...
planning my choice of clothing,
hairstyle, makeup and daily chores.
Using my eyeliner for writing
a reminder to myself on the toiletpaper,
and make me complete.
Leaving the bathroom aware that 
I used my reminder and flushed it down
the toilett.
                                        HMMMM, what was my daily chores...?
   
                                                         _____
                                                       /           \
                                                      (____/\    )
                                                       |___    U? (____
                                                       _\L.       |            \        ___
                                                    /  /"""\     /.-'            |      |\   |
                                                   (  /  _/u             |       \___|_)_|
                                                    \ |  \ \               /     / \_(___ __)
                                                      |   \  \            /     /   |  |        |
                                                      |    )           _/     /     )  |        |
                                                     _\__/.-'    /          ___(   |        |    
                                                 _/       __________/        \ |         |
                                                / /      /   (                        ) |        |
                                              (   \__ |___\     \______     /_ l____ |
                                                \        (___\    |______   )_/
                                                 \       |\     \     \           /
                                                  \      | \__  )     )  ___/
                                                   \      \     )/     /__  (       
                                             __  |      /   _//___|       \_________
                                                _/      (    / OUuuu       \
                                               `  ----  '  (____________)

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Richard Lamoureux November 10, 2012 at 7:04 AM Where is the eyeliner when I need it? Maybe I should attach one of those pens they have at the bank with a chain on it beside my Toilet. My first note.....buy more toilet paper. Fun poem

Terry O'Leary August 30, 2012 at 2:58 AM Hmmm... hope you don't mind the intrusion... Liked your poem... glad it wasn't also written on the toilet paper... Terry

Len Gasun August 10, 2012 at 10:03 PM Ha, ha ha. I love this one, Laila. So funny! I am also impressed by your illustration. Best wishes and good luck always! Laila Andresen Mjelde August 11, 2012 at 4:03 AM he he..we just have to laugh sometimes ... not always be so serious ... he he ... thanks for you read my poem!! Hugs Laila

Peter Dome August 9, 2012 at 11:44 AM Ha ha, I love your humour. I do that too. very well done. I am enjoying your work. take care. Best wishes. Pete. Laila Andresen Mjelde August 11, 2012 at 4:06 AM goldfish memory.. it's me ... he he ... thanks for reading my poem. Laila ;0)

John Freeman May 2, 2012 at 6:06 PM COOL, Laila. "The only great white throne I care to sit on, I'll leave judgement to the One worthy." Smile, Agape, Moses Laila Andresen Mjelde May 4, 2012 at 12:10 PM Thank you, John always a pleasure that you visit! oxox Laila

Tony Mccann April 29, 2012 at 12:03 PM I'm sure they'll come back to you. Hehe. They may be flushed down the toilet but they're still in your head, hehe, (get it? Head?). Wink. Very nice writing, point taken Laila Andresen Mjelde April 30, 2012 at 2:40 AM Thank you for visit, great comment! Sometimes we have goldfish memory! oxox Laila

Dinda Minardi April 29, 2012 at 8:59 AM A very witty one, Laila. u have such a beautiful name. ;) Laila Andresen Mjelde April 30, 2012 at 2:38 AM Thank you Dinda, tried to make it fun to! oxox Laila

Harry Horsman April 29, 2012 at 5:30 AM Well this is different, and unigue, and i love it. harry Laila Andresen Mjelde April 29, 2012 at 7:27 AM Thank you Harry for stopping by! Hugs Laila ;0)

Bl Devnath April 28, 2012 at 11:25 PM To pass time in the toilet this way is better, loved the fun. Thanks for stopping by, loved always, bl Laila Andresen Mjelde April 29, 2012 at 3:20 AM Thank you bl! love Laila

Laura Breidenthal April 28, 2012 at 9:16 PM excellent poem and awesome illustration!!! Always, Laura Laila Andresen Mjelde April 29, 2012 at 3:18 AM Thank you Laura! xoxo - Laila ;0)

Sara Kendrick April 28, 2012 at 3:51 PM Great picture...It took time, planning and patience to do that..At least on doing the picture you did not flush it...Enjoyed reading this afternoon..Thanks for stopping by, reading, and taking time to comment...Sara Laila Andresen Mjelde April 29, 2012 at 3:17 AM Thanks Sara for stopping by I apriciate you comment! xoxo Laila

Dan Kearley April 27, 2012 at 1:41 PM Ha,hahahaha...I liked the poem :o) And I tried to copy and post the pic but it didn't work? That is really something! Loved both! Laila Andresen Mjelde April 28, 2012 at 8:21 AM Thank you for visit, Dan. you should look at acii art page, its amazing what you can find! oxoxo Laila

Michael Smith April 26, 2012 at 5:44 PM I hope that's not you in the picture. With all that time to think you might need more fiber. I felt free to express these thought since you took the liberty of using the word toilet in a poetry title. Lol Laila Andresen Mjelde April 28, 2012 at 8:19 AM It is not me in the picture, but some thoughts come by in this situation! Thank you for reading my poem! oxoxo Laila

Gwendolen Song April 24, 2012 at 9:15 PM BLOWN AWAY BY THIS POETIC ART! you got talent, KID! lOVE IT! lOTS. gWENDOLEN Laila Andresen Mjelde April 28, 2012 at 8:18 AM Thank you for stopping by and for your kind words! oxoxo Laila

Phyllis Babcock April 21, 2012 at 10:07 PM love your creativity on this poem. love phyl Laila Andresen Mjelde April 22, 2012 at 3:51 AM Thank you for stopping by, Phy! Glad you liked it! oxox Laila

Doris Culverhouse April 20, 2012 at 6:53 PM wow!!! great drawing!! that must have been hard!! Laila Andresen Mjelde April 21, 2012 at 2:16 AM Hi Doris, thanks for stopping by,yes the drawing took some time...he he ;0) Hugs Laila

Jonathan Mohammed April 20, 2012 at 2:43 PM lol very funny and skill full with your picture ..... love always Jonathan Laila Andresen Mjelde April 21, 2012 at 2:18 AM Glad you enjoyed my poem Jonathan. ;0) xoxo - Laila

Rhonda Johnson-Saunders April 19, 2012 at 3:49 PM LOL...so funny and I love the picture to go with it. Well done! Blessings, Rhonda Laila Andresen Mjelde April 20, 2012 at 1:40 AM Thanks Ronda!! ;0) xoxo- Laila

Carol Sunshine Brown April 19, 2012 at 1:39 PM The sun is shining bright here this afternoon in Ohio and I am enjoying reading some very interesting and outstanding writing. So happy to see yours among the ones I am able to read this fine day before I get busy. Have a wonderful day and thank you so much for sharing your poetry with us Laila. Love, Carol Laila Andresen Mjelde April 19, 2012 at 2:26 PM Thanks for reading my poem,have a nice day Carol. xoxo- laila ;0)

Anne-Lise Andresen April 19, 2012 at 1:14 PM lol..... funny.... well written. - love mom Anne-Lise Andresen April 21, 2012 at 5:18 AM Hi Laila - The drawing looks more like your husband Eirik.......well done drawing! ....lol... - mom with love Laila Andresen Mjelde April 19, 2012 at 2:27 PM Thanks for stopping by mom, love you. xoxo - Laila ;0)

Terry O'Leary April 19, 2012 at 1:01 PM Thanks goodness that it wasn't your Poem... :-), else I couldn't have enjoyed it... Terry Laila Andresen Mjelde April 19, 2012 at 2:29 PM No, it wasn't my poem...he he!! Glad you enjoyed it. Hugs Laila

John Rhinem April 19, 2012 at 12:31 PM Smile ~ Make Sure Your Beauty Has 4-Ply Toilet Tissue Baby * It's The Best ~ Love Always, John!:) ~ Laila Andresen Mjelde April 19, 2012 at 2:31 PM lol..Thanks for stopping by John ;0) xoxo- Laila