I Ran Two Miles Today

I Ran Two Miles Today By Elton Camp Being too fat I really do despise One solution is plenty of exercise I’m proud to be able to say I did rather well with it today A sudden inspiration I got Started running on the spot Nothing would make me slow down I zipped across sidewalk and ground I had a goal that I wanted to meet And wasn’t going to take defeat As the goal I drew near Onlookers began to cheer “Go chubby,” one called out “Onward! another did shout I kept running until I was ready to drop That ice cream truck was hard to stop